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Say It With Sarcasm

when you can't find the words. say it with sarcasm.
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without a hint of sarcasm . . .

December 24, 2015
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Today we draw and blow our nose. #sayitwithsarcasm . . . . . . . . . . #illustratorsofinstagram #homeoffice #sickday #customillustration #smallbiz #womanswork #yvr #vancity #supportsmallbusiness #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #blackwingpencil Who doesn’t like salmonella - I mean #turtles? Let’s minimize the plastic people. #worldturtleday #sayitwithsarcasm . . . . . . . . . . . . . #illustrations #turtle #sayitwithsarcasm #holdthestraw #dailyhivevan #smallbiz #yvr #babyturtles #turtleday Whether you mean it or not - sending a card is the right thing to do. #sayitwithsarcasm . . . . . . . . #illustratorsofinstagram #whatever #yvr #vancity #smallbiz #womenswork #shopsmallbusiness #supportlocal #greetingcards #snailmail #sendmoremail #positivethinking #birthdaycard #congratulationscard A solid 20 mins of blissful peace and quiet. Say, how often did #QueenVictoria take baths? Would it be weekly, bi-monthly, when? #longweekend #victoriaday Me and my best friend. I will smother you in your sleep. You’re going to need a bigger boat. #sunshinecoast #longweekend Melanie Auld’s Coveted Stones launched today. It is hands down, the B E S T project I’ve ever had the pleasure of working on. Visit @melanieauldjewelry to check out the collection - (plus see all my illustrations in her stories.) #sayitwithsarcasm #melanieauld . . . . . . #customillustration #gemstones #crystalsofig #amethyst #peridot #citrine #madeincanada #madeinvancouver #illustratorsofinstagram #vancity #dailyhivevan #womenswork #smallbiz #supportsmallbusiness Current events are just the best. #sayitwithsarcasm . . . . . . . . . . . . . #demotivationalquotes #ignoranceisbliss #quoteoftheday #quotes #illustratorsofinstagram #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #themoreyouknow Remember #graphicdesign? Yeah, me too. All mediocre in the hood. #vancity #inhabitsouthgranville #yvr I miss those sunglasses almost as much as I miss the woman on the right. #mothersday The clock’s ticking. 📸 @zebraclubvan . . . . . . . . . . . . #mothersday #mom #worldsbestmom #vancity #sendmoremail #snailmail #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #shopsmallbusiness #supportsmallbusiness #greetingcards “Daddy needs to get his rocks off.” ~ Tobias Fünke Unrelated: can anyone identify the crystal/mineral on the right? #gemstones #crystals #illustratorsofinstagram #amethyst #geode #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #vancity #yvr #crystalsofinstagram #minerals Found my 35 yr old #erasercollection. YES, it brings me joy goddamnit! #sayitwithsarcasm #mariekondo #tbt 5 days till #MothersDay. Visit @zebraclubvan and try not to screw it up. #sayitwithsarcasm . . . . . #smallbiz #shoplocal #southgranville #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #vancity #mothersday #mom #snailmail #sendmoremail I’m not a #KatyPerry fan. But when asked how she was to sit down in her #chandelier she answered “You don’t sit down at the #MetGala!” Charming. Cut to: her wardrobe change into a detachable/chair-friendly #hamburger. #metcamp #sayitwithsarcasm . . . . . . . . . . #firstmondayinmay #metgala2019 #fashionillustration #metgala #illustratorsofinstagram Drones: effective but creepy. Thanks for the weekend Gibbons’s! 📸 @phil_gibbons #gabriolaisland Looks smooth. It’s not. #scathed #gabriolaisland #beautifulbc #pnw A little slice of heaven. #gabriolaisland #beautifulbc #pnw Inside the May-frame. #gabriolaisland

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    And I still don’t. #sayitwithsarcasm #GOT #gameofthrones #GameOfThronesFinale #branstark #BranTheBroken #GOTmeme https://t.co/P60yp55ut6
    about 4 days ago
  • zenija esmits
    Honest to god genius. https://t.co/HhpyEwD0Mc
    about a week ago
  • zenija esmits
    Just die already. Ugh* #GameofThones #GOT #branstark #arresteddevelopment #lucillebluth https://t.co/KKLW8R24mq
    about a week ago
  • zenija esmits
    “And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan New York, and Japan . . . “ and Turkey. https://t.co/lEZ3kwFM34
    about 6 months ago
  • zenija esmits
    One week until mothers day - get on it. Mum's the word https://t.co/mRjrwnP3pQ
    about a year ago