without a hint of sarcasm . . .

December 24, 2015

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star light, star bright,

the first slice i see tonight;

i wish i may, i wish i might,

have the slice i wish tonight. .
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#sayitwithsarcasm #greetingcards #pizza #christmascard #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #yvr #snailmail #sendmoremail #womenswork #illustratorsofinstagram #smallbiz #supportlocal

Perfectly poisonous. #amanitamuscaria #flyagaric #mushrooms

#TBT to pitching a fit in the #Cotswolds.

#SayitWithSarcasm has arrived @harlowatelier for the holidays.
#42daystochristmas .
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#smallbiz #yvr #greetingcards #snailmail #sendmoremail #shoplocal #supportlocal #vancity #harlowatelier #womenswork #femaleentrepreneur

You do you.
#sayitwithsarcasm .
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#demotivationalquotes #illustration #quotes #yvr #revenge #illustratorsofinstagram #cyanide #ontherocks

Keep those orders coming. #sayitwithsarcasm .
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#smallbiz #sendmoremail #snailmail #greetingcards #instagramshop #yvr #madeincanada #madeinvancouver #christmascards #feativus ##vancity #womenswork

#RAF navigation school. Poppa smack dab in the middle. #rememberanceday

Spotted in the wild: France Edition. #sayitwithsarcasm

#TBT to dappled churchy light.
#cotswolds #chippingcampden

One day. They will be mine. cc @bobolivancouver

Prepare yourself. This is an invitation to a kids birthday.
I know. #sayitwithsarcasm .
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#customillustration #sendmoremail #snailmail #invitations #yvr #vancity #scienceworld #expo86 #smallbiz #womenswork

So you forgot their birthday, got them fired or accidentally got them pregnant. The bottom line is: you're sorry. Get a goddamn card. #sayitwithsarcasm #doh #nationaldonutday .
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#madeinvancouver #madeincanada #greetingcards #doughnuts #donut #womenswork #smallbiz #sendmoremail #snailmail #yvr #vancity

#womenswork. 📸 @carlydame #35mmphotography

Another shitty day in #YVR.

What could possibly go wrong? #sayitwithsarcasm
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#illustratorsofinstagram #smallbiz #yvr #vancity #quotes #demotivationalquotes #womenswork #sarcasm #wordsofwisdom #whatcouldpossiblygowrong

From not so long ago - a little custom birthday drawing. Sure, I’ll do houses, dogs and planes. I won’t do people. #sayitwithsarcasm
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#customillustration #greetingcards #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #womenswork #birthdaycard #architecturaldrawing #smallbiz

November. Bleak as usual. #sayitwithsarcasm .
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#bobross #joyofpainting #grafiti #happylittletrees #illustratorsofinstagram

Those were the days - when we had youth and insolence on our side. #halloween

Candy corn, not my favorite. .
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#halloween #illustratorsofinstagram #candycorn #halloweencandy #candycornday #garfiled #candycandycandy #illustration

To clarify:
National Cat Day - Oct 29th
Global Cat Day - Oct 16th
International Cat Day - Aug 8th
Black Cat Day - Aug 18th #sayitwithsarcasm
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#blackcat #catsofinstagram #yvr #vancity #halloween #nationalcatday

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One week until mothers day - get on it. Mum's the word https://t.co/mRjrwnP3pQ
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The nerve! https://t.co/Hpqa4RvPcy
about 8 months ago
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Nice rack - let's keep it that way. #breastcancerawarenessmonth #sayitwithsarcasm… https://t.co/ZK4mjv2Qcc
about a year ago
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From baby-making to breakups: the cats @zebraclubvan have you covered . . . & then some.… https://t.co/VQEMw9YA6F
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