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December 24, 2015

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Blurry SG. #fridaynightlights

Happy Valentines Day suckers.
#TBT to my imaginary collaboration with #ViktorandRolf for their #hautecouture #SS19 show. .
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#yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #smallbiz #womenswork #supportlocal #vancityhype #vday #vancity #vancouverisawesome #illustratorsofinstagram #valentines #igshop #valentinecards #groan #valentinesday

Wednesday: Sofa so good.

If you’ve got to go out - put in a little #Valentines effort and go to @zebraclubvan. #sayitwithsarcasm 📸 @zebraclubvan .
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#valentinesday #greetingcards #bemine #eggplant #vancity #vancouverisawesome #dailyhivevan #yvr #smallbiz #shoplocal #illustration #womenswork

Vortex shm-ortex.
#yvr #southganville #vancity

Next time you’re in #PortMoody visit @pinballalleyvintage - buy some nostalgia and some #sarcasm. And make its snappy. #sayiitwithsarcasm
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#greetingcards #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #smallbiz #womenswork #supportlocal #vancityhype #vday #vancity #vancouverisawesome #illustratorsofinstagram #valentines #buylocal #valentinecards
#shopsmallbiz

I call this ‘Youth Sunshine and Idiocy’. #sentementalsaturday

I’m famous - thanks to the extraordinary talent that is my pal @misssilenth - who’s photographic expertise is all over the @ediblevancouver Almost Spring issue.

“I say it’s a peach!” Be mine. Or don’t. Whatever. #sayitwithsarcasm .
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#greetingcards #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #smallbiz #womenswork #supportlocal #vancityhype #vday #vancity #vancouverisawesome #illustratorsofinstagram #valentines #igshop #valentinecards
#peach #peachemoji

Mid-week wisdom. #sayitwithsarcasm
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#greetingcards #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #smallbiz #womenswork #supportlocal #vancityhype #vday #vancity #vancouverisawesome #illustratorsofinstagram #quoteoftheday #igshop #quotestoliveby #iscream #icecream #demotivationalquotes

I just found my lost pillowcase. The luck of the #lunarnewyear is beginning to root around in the mud that is my life. #yearofthepig #chinesenewyear.

Keep that snow coming February. #bobross #graffiti #happylittletrees

I bet this guy doesn’t get queasy when HE flies. *brmmpfff
#YYJ #victoriabc

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here continuing to creep on the best houses in #YYJ. #midmod #midcenturyhome

All that’s missing are some goats on the roof. #yyj

“Anybody want a peanut?” #ValentinesDay, anniversary, bday or trial separation. Give that special someone anything they wish. #sayitwithsarcasm .
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#greetingcards #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #smallbiz #womenswork #supportlocal #vancityhype #vday #vancity #vancouverisawesome #illustratorsofinstagram #valentines #igshop #valentinecards #princessbride #asyouwish

Press your runny little nose up on @zebraclubvan’s window to see #sayitwithsarcasm cards galore. Better yet. Wait until they open and go buy a tonne. .
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#vancity #greetingcards #smallbusiness #vancouverisawesome #southgranville #yvr #supportlocal #shoplocal #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #valentinesday

Me and Thomas in Hawaii celebrating our joint birthday. #honolulu #tomselleck

Location location location. #sayitwithsarcasm
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#customillustration #architecturalillustration #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #womenswork #homesweethome #houseillustration #architecturaldrawing #smallbiz #locationlocationlocation #brickhouse #ontario #winter

Ideal if #ValentinesDay literally makes you sick.
Also - happy #ThomasCrapper Day. #sayitwithsarcasm .
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#greetingcards #yvr #madeinvancouver #madeincanada #smallbiz #womenswork #supportlocal #vancityhype #vday #vancity #vancouverisawesome #illustratorsofinstagram #valentines #igshop #valentinecards
#lovesick

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