Pumpkin "spice"

Bad news you Starbucks loving dummies. I've figured it out.

Two words: Soylent Green.

For those who don't know. Soylent Green is a sci-fi movie from 1973. Is stars Charlton Heston so is predictably awful. Times are tough in 2022 but The Soylent corporation has introduced a delicious new food ration (Soylent Green) and a zillion New Yorkers are loving it! Too bad it's running out. 

Punchline: the good people of NYC have been unwittingly eating the good people of NYC.

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