Dreadful

I'd love to get into the fashion hits and misses at tonight's Met Gala but I honestly can't get past the utter nonsense that is Jaden Smith and his bouquet of hair. Not just any hair, his own  (freshly shorn) dreadlocks. I didn't think the hugely misguided look could get worse. But I was wrong. Then he opened his mouth - exposing a heinous shit-eating grin of what I assume is 24k gold and multiple carats of diamonds fashioned into a vampiric grill.  

The meme world is going to go bananas tomorrow. No meme can touch the absurdity of clutching one's own hair.

Who even cares who designed the clothes he's wearing? Not me.

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