Father's Day - one week - get on it.
Dad: he didn't do as much as Mom, but he should probably get a card anyway. Sure he took you to Lumberland with him on Sundays, but that's just cause Mom needed time to fold the laundry without you crawling all over it.
Things Dad can do.
- sit in silence menacingly
- take you to Tim Hortons
- watch the Indy 500 for all 500 hours - straight.